LIP UP FATTY!!!!!

The last two weeks have flown by.
Who knows where they went because I don't. Answers on a postcard please?

Attended the Bad Manners gig last night...and I repeat NIGHT....support band Orange Street sauntered on at around 10pm and the scarily slimmed down Mr Bloodvessel and chums at around 10 to Midnight!!!!!
Hey,some of us aren't getting any younger and finishing a gig at 1.20am is totally irresponsible for a school night..lol Take note Buster!!!!!

Some guy came up to me (much to the amusement of my brother and his girlfriend) and started telling me how when I was a fifth year(thats year 11 to my younger readers) at school he was a second year(year 8) and I was a hero to him and his mates. (His sister was in my year whose name I recall but not the face(I shall not name her for fear of embarassment to her)

What for ,you may ask?
Academically overwhelming?......................NO
Sporting achievement beyond belief?........NO
A wonderful example to live up to?............NO

Oh no, I was reminded of a particularly spontaneous event that I ruefully regret now,although was particularly funny,yet reckless at the time...............

Setting fire to another boys hair (not named for obvious reasons) during a maths lesson. Particularly pale looking boy with black ,curly hair(lots of it) and somewhat greasy if my recollections are correct. Maths teacher left the room ,boy sitting behind me annoyed me and while leaning over and working I flicked my lighter at his hair just to scare him a little.
Well the ignition of the hair started and by the time the teacher returned and said he could smell burning(to much amusement from the other kids) the boy had been busy frantically slapping his head to stop the continued smouldering.
How no goody goody from the top maths set didn't grass me up I dont know. Being the biggest kid in the year had its advantages I guess..lol